A book by Gongleshanks

Gongle's book

I am extremely proud to introduce a very special book . This has been hidden better than the new Royal baby – in fact I’m glad Prince George of Cambridge appeared when he did because it took the heat off my security people who have been keeping this special occasion under wraps in order to give Gongle’s fans a humungous surprise!

Many of you know that Gongle is a megastar and you are about to find out why:-) My spectacular poetry book has been released. I should warn you that the book is a limited edition of five hundred million so grab a copy before they’re gone!

I am also a little bit annoyed with Grimnian. He’s been a bit naughty I’m afraid and waved his magic wand over the book. I also noticed him snapping a piece of elastic. When I asked him about it he looked a bit embarrassed because he hadn’t realised anyone was watching.

Anyway he confessed that he has put a magic spell on the book and I thought it only fair to warn you! If you buy a copy you will be safe. It’s just that………anyone who doesn’t buy it will keep finding themselves in embarrassing situations. Erm I don’t know quite how to break this to you but……….anyone who doesn’t buy the book will keep finding that their underwear has fallen down around their ankles in highly populated areas such as shopping centres or during important meetings such as job interviews or a meeting with future in-laws.

I am really sorry about this, if I had realised what the wizard was doing I would have stopped him.  Please just buy the book? I hate the thought of my lovely twitter followers standing in the middle of a shopping centre with their underwear around their ankles…………..

Anyway, the thing is it happens to be the best poetry book that’s ever been written anyway and proceeds will help the funding of MineEye so it’s a win win situation:-)

You can buy the book here:  http://www.lulu.com/shop/gongle-shanks/life-lines/paperback/product-21128331.html

It is also available on kindle: amazon.com/dp/B00E7GWDWG 

Love Gongle x

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11 thoughts on “A book by Gongleshanks

  1. I am so very pleased to hear your news! It is a joyful day for you and us, your fans. I am sure it will be loved by all. And I shall rush to this Lulu place and buy immediately. I do not like the idea of losing my pants.. My VERY best wishes to you Gongle Shanks. Thankyou for keeping us all regularly amused.

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  2. Thank you kind lady, I would hate for you to lose your pants too! That wizard is very naughty but I am sure you will enjoy the book! How could you not? It has a picture of yours truly on the front, now that’s worth four quid on its own!

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  3. Although, I was looking forward
    To Losing my pants in my Play
    I have just placed an order
    Via Lulu today!
    I love poetry you see
    It gets my juices flowing
    Creative ones I mean
    Poems really get me going
    So thanks in advance
    My own precious Gongle
    I must go now & prance
    Nakedly
    Playing with my dongle

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  4. Thank you Therese for your little verse
    Must admit I have read worse!
    And thanks for buying Gongle’s treasure
    Hope it gives you lots of pleasure
    At least if it’s not your cup of tea
    You get a great picture of me:-)

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  5. “A dog’s life”
    was fun to read
    Reminded me of you
    Taking the lead
    “Workplace Bully”
    Made me giggle
    Written so cruelly
    But from that you wriggle
    Out of “Writer’s Block”
    which contains
    My favourite punchline
    Of all time
    “Delusions”
    enters your mind
    But you’re not that unkind
    As you mention me!
    “SMacca”
    & Morty, your “Secret Love”
    Thanks to “Spell Checker”
    & if that’s not enough
    The finale;
    Our “Grimney Team”
    Where around YOU they rally
    As you cause a Scene
    Tweeting upside down
    From your “Awards Ceremony”
    My Handsome Gongle Shanks Clown!

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