Hello Grimnians and twits
Having a lovely time on my private island. Don’t worry about me Ann, there are lots of girls looking after my every need! I’m sure you’ll be missing me lots, being the enigmatic character that I am but just emerge yourselves in your work and I’ll be back before you can say ‘Gongleshanks is the most handsome man I’ve ever set eyes on.’
Being as I am also extremely generous I am sending very expensive gifts for my colleagues – not because I think you’re worth it but because I want you to remember that I am extremely rich and successful:-)
I hope you like this sequinned dress. I had it made for you by David E Manuel – dressmaker to Royalty:-)
A special clock for you backwards Mayor!
Make sure you’re bright and shiny when I return:-)
I know you like twigs dear so this is for you . STOP swirling and hopping for a minute and see what Great Gongle has sent you – no expense spared!!
There you go Helga, this should ensure you don’t go hungry whist I’m away……and that none of my colleagues get eaten!!
Darling, here is a framed photograph for you so that you don’t forget me……as IF you could:-) xxxx
Saw this and thought of you…..don’t know why:-) xxxx
Please behave my darlings until I return, oh and Morton I have ordered a Clamborghini for you:-)
Right I must go I am building the biggest sandcastle that has ever been built. It even has a landing strip for my plane:-)
Don’t work TOO hard – as if you would!
Love and hugs