My Darling Ann
<looks over shoulder to make sure nobody’s reading>
I think it’s about time you made an honest imp of me. I know I’ll never find anybody daft …….erm I mean like you so……….
<Gets down on one elbow>
Will you do yourself the honour of becoming my wife?
I know your overwhelming instinct will be to say yes because , let’s face it………all the girls in the universe will be green with envy when you tell them that THE Gongleshanks has proposed to you – but do think about it my love. Are you ready to give up talking to all those male friends of yours and lavish all your attention on me 24/7 or at least when I’m home and not out eying up the chicks?
You can also have the enormous privilege of coming to live with me on my idyllic private island where we can live happily ever after.
Take your time and think about it darling but……don’t wait too long because if you say no I’m going to ask Sally my cook:-)