I made a new friend on Twitter
His name is Retrobot
I don’t want to sound bitter but
My friend is a bit of a clot
He’s battery operated
And has been in a very deep sleep
So his ideas are slightly outdated and
He converses in boops and beeps
I think something happened to his brain
Whilst he slumbered away the years
For the little fellow’s quite insane
At least that’s how he appears
You see he has this ambition
To be top of the charts one day
Can’t wait for bot the musician
To get some radio play
But when he’s rich and famous
Will he remember me?
Or will he be an ignoramus
Believing his publicity?
I think that we should back my friend
And help him to reach the top
But if his record fails to trend
We’ll just unfollow the flop!