Make Gongle Laugh

April 29, 2014Voice Box LiveCash Prize, funny tweets. competition, Make Gongle laugh Edit

This competition is listed at ThePrizefinder.com

N.B. Winners will need to provide their address to sponsors in order to receive prizes

This is the page where your funny tweets will appear throughout May and June if they are shortlisted in the ‘Make Gongle Laugh’ competition. The funniest tweet will win £50 and there will be signed books and artwork up for grabs! Good Luck:-)

PLEASE NOTE:

Due to your friendly neighbourhood imp having been poorly sick and not around we have decided to extend the closing date to July 31st.

Also: You may also enter this competition by writing a limerick. The first line should be:

There was a young imp named Shanks………

or:

There was a cartoon named Hall………….

or

There once was a wizard on Twitter………

Please send your limerick to: Gongleshanks@hotmail.co.uk

All limericks will be posted on this page to be judged by Daniel Kemp.

I will continue to shortlist funny tweets also so two ways to enter:-)

Drum roll please……….

We have our first limerick from the lovely Annie:

There was a young imp named Shanks 

Who was quite adept at pranks

He was sent to the slammer

And made such a clamor

That the Copper sent him off with the Yanks.

Thank you Annie and Good luck!

 

N.B.

@danielkemp6 author of ‘The Desolate Garden’ will be the judge for this competition

The prizes will be as follows:

1st prize: £50 a signed book by Gongleshanks, a signed book from Grimnien AND a signed artwork by the great wizard!

2nd prize: A signed book by gongle, signed book from Grimnien plus a signed piece of art from the wizard himself!

3rd prize:  signed books by grimnien and Gongle and a signed interpretation of Grimney by @MicheleTraumArt

4th prize: a  signed book by grimnien

5th prize: a  signed book by grimnien

So there you have it folks. If you want to own a piece of Grimney history get tweeting!

follow @Gongleshanks

 

Congratulations to

@Kirsten124

You made Gongle laugh and your tweet has been shortlisted:-)

@GongleShanks @KaraJarina I think I’ll stay away for a bit if I don’t want to end up permanently looking like this. pic.twitter.com/mwIRvIdtij

pic.twitter.com/mwIRvIdtij

 Congratulations to:

@bader_matt You made Gongle laugh and your tweet has been shortlisted:

@GongleShanks @anmarie63 @mrsnickih @Grimnien @GarlanGlave @evesdadisbest No he works in a chip shop.

Congratulations to:

@elmtreasonband

You made Meadow AND Gongle laugh and your tweet has been shortlisted:

@Meadowdragon LOL! Those Twitter B***RDS! Let THEM build their OWN popularity. Don’t worry, Meadow..You will SHOW them!

Congratulations to:

@glass_lantern

You made Gongle laugh and your tweet has been shortlisted:

@GongleShanks Well, it’s been a MASSIVE help to me!!

Congratulations to:

@thepanduhbuhr

You made Gongle laugh and your tweet has been shortlisted:

@GongleShanks @elmtreasonband he got to where he’s at by being a complete douche nozzle. It works for him.

Congratulations to:

@rogertheriter

You meade Meadow AND Gongle laugh and your tweet has been shortlisted:

A frog literally just intentionally threw himself under my lawn mower I guess he wanted to Kermit suicide. I hate myself too don’t worry..

Congratulations

to @geordietaf

You made Gongle laugh and your tweet has been shortlisted:

@GongleShanks @jpLANEauthor @AmandaTougher @SianWeather @debhoudekrule yes JP, get a grip. Round his throat.

A unique entry from my student @jpLANEauthor

There once was a cartoon named Hall

Who at first sight appeared very small

But really had a big heart

And was known to be very smart.

One day she hooked up with a crew

Who were all very nice it is true

Except one was a mischievous elf

Who tried to leave poor Hall on the shelf.

You may be thinking I am a lune

To be talking this way about a cartoon

But Hall is as real as can be

Just follow her on Twitter and see.

Don’t know why the last line came out like that JP,  will try to sort it out!

Oh and another one from JP……

There was a girl from Jamaica named Joan
Who in truth was not very well known
‘Til she got herself in a tangle
Which turned out to be the right angle…

Until she met up with this strange crew
Who made her laugh ‘til she turned blue
With their antics and outrageous claims
Though here I will mention no names.

They all know who they are,
One claims to be a super star
Who writes even better than me.
Now, I ask you, how could that be?

Thank you  @TamieDearen 
for your limerick:-)

There once was a wizard on Twitter

Who worked out so he could be fitter

He Zumba’d and danced

With his wand in his pants

And now he can’t sit on his sitter

Good luck:-)

Congratulations to:

@WORRODRoger

You made Gongle laugh (several times but I kept forgetting to enter you, sorry)

@KaraJarina @anmarie63 @GongleShanks ..one at a time…

Good Luck:-)

Thank you to Gaynor Robertson for the following:

There once was a wizard on Twitter

who tried to make Gongle Laugh and titter

he cast a spell and made him laugh like hell

and that made all the other wizards sour and bitter

Good Luck Gaynor:-)

ongratulations to:

@LithiumGlassRD

You made Gongle laugh and your tweet has been shortlisted in our competition:

 

@mrsnickih @GongleShanks @anmarie63 aye well a must be off got t’ go down t’ pit int’ mornin’ and mine some coal for t’ mill

Good luck:-)

Thanks to Chris for this:

There once was a wizard on Twitter…
He’s stuck to it like a sticker…
He tweets all the time, cant find a rhyme
and now his lifes down the  shi**er.

Good Luck:-)

Last minute entry from Sketch (She wants one of your books @Grimnien! Cheeky isn’t she!

There was a young toon named Hall
Well versed in ye olde Texan drawl
She shot arrows by day
And at night she would say
“Awh shucks, it’s gerd’nyt t’ye’awl!”

Thanks @geordietaf

A naughty young Toon called Hall

Got a very tight grip on my ball.

When I asked for it back

She gave me a smack

And threw it right over a wall.

Good Luck!

 

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